For all of who are new to the game, newlyweds, or have just been caught fighting since the day that you said your I DO's....Here is a basic guide to understand the love of your life the next time she is speaking to you.....or speaking at you.
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I have something to complain about
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: (Too late, watch out)
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important
Please comment with more translations that you have experienced.
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The wife says: Do you have any plans tonight?
ReplyDeleteThe wife means: your watching the kiddies while i go out with the friends!
Amen Elfman.....Now, how do we avoid this problem in the future?
ReplyDeletewe should always have plans i guess.
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